Son-in-law's cow

Economic Models Explained with Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons .


ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
You have no cows.
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
It's Friday arvo, so you close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
One was purchased through a direct negotiation deal, and its milk keeps leaking
One belongs to your son in law

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Isn't this article great?
I enjoy the last explaination most!

Shit on my pants

I scared my shit out since last night. Guilty was all over me. And thousands of butterfly started roaming in my stomach.

There was a meeting with boss just now. I was so worried. I felt like hiding somewhere and tell everyone that I'm on MC.

Being a person with full of morality (hehehe), I accepted the challenge. I went to the meeting timidly. What if suddenly boss talk about the download issues? What if boss point out those who committed the crime? What should I do? Should I stand up and admit to everyone that I done the mistake? Haiz... I need face, man.

I was so tension during the meeting. The meeting adjourned less than 1 hour. And the best thing is my boss never mention anything regarding my crime. What a relieve... Phewww~~~

Frankly speaking, I dont know how long I can stand with this job. Working here doesn't give me any strive. I need more challenge. I need more responsibility. I dont know how my other colleagues feel about themselve and their job. But I feel like I'm sooooo useless working like this.

If you ask me what I want to be in 10 years time, I can tell you the same thing as usual, I DON'T KNOW.

But if you ask me whether I want to work like this for 10 years, my answer is DEFINATELY NOOOOO!!

I'm not a moo~moo~ okay.

I want something more.

I'm not young anymore. I am freaking 25 going 26! In another 4 years, I'm going to be 30! And what can I do if I'm 30 and still working here like this? I couldn't do anything!!

I need to climb 2x faster than other people.

Come on babe, I need a BULL RUN!

Crime

Gosh!

Something terrible happen today.

I'm going to be a dead fish~

My company had some audit on internet. And they come out with a looooong list of names.

Those who download illegal songs, movies and etc, they are going to have their sweet name inside the list!

Oh dear...

I feel guilty thinking of it. I couldn't deny I never download any songs using company's network. I DOWNLOAD THEM WITHOUT FEELING ANY GUILT THAT TIME. So.... I have no say anymore.

I have to bare everything I have done. I do not need to fight for the truth. The truth is I have committed a crime. A very serious crime in the eye of my company. What to do... Hidding myself up is not a solution. I need to take this as a lesson learnt.

I should have download them at home instead of workplace. All because of the internet speed. Haizzz...

No point for crying over split (sour) milk.

All because of my greediness.

-GUILT-

The Bright Side

Last week, I received an email and I feel it is very meaningful.

Though this email got something to do with Christian (just because they show Jesus there..?), but I learn something useful from there.

Since I was young, I always pray so that I can get good result in class. During my Secondary years, I was choosen to join a good class and I got 4th place during Form Two. I was overjoyed. I got what I always wanted and too proud to be true.

Then, I was choosen to join Science class after I got 5 A's in my PMR. Though my PMR result was considered one of the most lousy result in Science Stream, I felt very glad about it. To me, able to get into a Science Class is just like going to Heaven. Nothing beats Science Stream. I can be a doctor, an engineer and etc.

After SPM, all my frens got into Form 6 except for me. I was down during that time. I keep asking myself what I want to be. I felt so hopeless. I felt like my world is doom. I applied to study at TARC. And I graduated my Diploma in Engineering (Electronic).

I joined Swinburne University after that. Then I was offered a full scholarship by the government. It was too good to be true.

Now that I'm working. I got a good job with good pay. I know that my pay is not the best, but at least I know my pay is better than the people I know.

Looks like I got nothing to complain about my life, huh?

Please don't think like that. Actually I have already skip lots of my tough times. SOmetimes we need to think of the good things to keep ourself alive.

Everyday, we pray for the best...

And normally not long after we pray....

... we got some difficulties.

We felt like life is worthless. We questioned ourself WHY all these unfortunate things keep falling back to us.

More difficulties and problems.

Try to look forward.

See what I mean? There are some people more unfortunate than us.

New Hair, New Cap

Remember few weeks ago I said I wanted to buy A-Cash to buy items for my Shenoeyii?

Well, I didn't manage to buy the A-Cash after thinking hard.

It's not worth to buy A-Cash for my Virtual Life.

Instead, I went and spent all my money on my hair.

I permed them and I love it.

Last two weekend, I went for a hair dye.

It cost me RM100++ for duno-how-to-spell-that-brand. Sound something like Schwazerkroft~~

Well, RM100++ for a hair dye is not expensive.

I made a few surverys first. Some places even offer me RM250++ (without treatment) for the same product (same brand). The saloon ladies all dress like punks. Walau eh, do you think I'm gonna let punks to dye my hair?

Of cuz NOOOOO!!!

Hehe... The colour I chose was actually Ash Brown. I think it is not ash enough. I need more ashhhhhh... Maybe my next hair dye bah, I'll make it more ash.

See my new cap. Shyok right? I bought that while shopping with my parents at Tebrau City. And that cap was the 101 piece available. Not to miss out the opportunity, I grabbed the cap without having second thought. Hehe.

Do I look like a punk now?

When I was driving to work today, the sunset was so beautiful that I couldn't resist not to take photo of it.

Sorry guys for the blury pix. My digicam is not that good and my car was a bit shakey that time.

75 km/h = Good driver

Ok la... I dont drive that slow lah. Haha. Action only niah. Normally I drove around 80-100km/h as these range can save my petrol consumption.

I drove for more than 100Km today. I went to Senai Airport to fetch my parents. Then drove them back to NusaJaya to bring them to Tebrau City. Then drove back to Gelang Patah again. Whoa... That's tiring~ But nevermind. I enjoy the Manhattan Fish Market I ate this afternoon. Lolz.

Uhhh... I can feel my saliva making it's way out from my tongue! I'm still craving for more Fish fillet from Manhattan Fish Market!!

Fish Face!

All about Dolly

Anyway, I'm going to blog everything all about Dolly today. She's too cute and too "manja" to be rejected.

When I went back for holiday in Kuching during my last trip, she followed me everywhere I go. When someone picks me up at my gate, she also followed me outside to see me off.

Whereas for Ah Mau (her badxxx mother), she looks even more gangster now. Her fur was not as nice as last time. Worst of all, her fur stinks! And because my parents seldom played with her anymore (all because of Dolly lor), she doesn't feel that comfortable when I touched her. If you suddenly touch her from her back, she'll probably jump up on you and scratch you! So hardcore~ I wonder she gets involve herself in gangsterism. But anyway, she is still my dearie cat, Ah Mau. Actually Ah Mau has two names. Another name is Pipi. Ah Mau is a name I created for her and only me calling her Ah Mau. When I got back home that night, I shouted "AH MAU" for the whole night but there was no response from her. Quite disappointing tho'. The next day when I was having my sweet time mapling, suddenly I heard something! It's Ah Mau calling me!!!!! I ran to the backyard, so was Dolly. I couldn't see her. Dolly even ran outside to look for her... Feeling a bit weird, me and Dolly went back to the dinning room. Then.... I saw Ah Mau! Ah Mau was actually sitting below the split level at the car porch there... Woooo~ Sweet Ah Mau.... After that she came into the house. She promoted herself to become a house cat. She sat behind me quietly while I played maple for the whole afternoon. Even sometimes I went out, Ah Mau will sit at the carporch there to wait for me. How sweet, eh?

Let's come back to Dolly. During my previous trip back to Kuching, I was sitting at the computer table when she jumpped from the floor to my leg and hence dropped herself on my keyboard! She stood in front of my face and had her sweet time there. No choice, I need to remove her from my computer table because I couldn't use the keyboard to attack monsters. After that she cuddled herself on top of my altec lancing woofer. zzzzz. Then my mum banned her from going into the computer area because she likes to play with the wire. So during my last trip, she never jump on me again. But then, she still went to my altec and slept there while I played maple. Kawaii neh...

My parents are here in JB. And my grandparents need to babysit her (So old still need to babysit meh? =.=! Tak Malu~)

Here are some of her pictures I took in Kuching. I don't know that she's actually a camwhore too~



" Hi everyone... My name is Dolly - The prettiest cat in the neighbourhood "

" This is my cute boss. WE ROXXX!! WE ARE CAMWHORE!!"

薔薔

I heard this song from 933 since last week and have been wondering who is the singer.

Now i know liaw~~

She is Ella from SHE!

Shyok la that song... made me cried thinking of my pets.

I miss my pets. I would like to dedicate this song to my cats (Kitty & Mao Mao), my boyfy's dog (Lucky), my tortoises (AhKu x2), my labi (Rupbie), my snail, my playing mantis (Peter & Mathew), my hamsters (hamsy etc) and my long lost gunie pigs (Kimberly, Pigedy, Brownie & Black-Eye-Jack)



蔷蔷你要记得我
你不要走丢
快快找到天使
在天堂给我（们）保佑
蔷蔷不要忘了我
还有亲爱的阿姨叔叔和你的朋友
你永远活在记忆中

I hate phone calls!

14 September 2007, Thursday

Feeling so FUCK up these two days.

I worked second shift these two days. While I was soundly asleep, I was woke up by phone call for two fucking days!!!

Receiptionist: Hello S*, you got a call. Please wait for a moment...

Then at work, the situation was so so hanky-panky. Everything was in a mess. This cannot, that cannot. I even went to work 4 hours earlier to settle those issues. I think my lifespan lessen for 2 months because of these two days. WTF.

Finally today, everything's done. Phew~~

I finished work at 11.30 last night. Went to had my dinner-supper after that. Then straightaway I went to bed without even care to bath. Lying on the bed, the time was 12.45am. I was wide awake. I couldn't sleep. WTF. After lying for about half an hour, finally I went to dreamland. But out of a sudden, I woke up at 4am. I was sleepless at 4 in the morning! Bloody asshole!

This morning I woke up feeling reluctant. I got to work at 7.30am~!! Bloody... Im going back at 3.30pm later. Go back and do some exercise to stress down myself. Oppsss... Im feeling hungry now...

我怎么了

我们到底发生了什么事。。。为什么你这几天那么不爱说话？

是不是我又做错了什么？

你生我的气？

怎么啦？

因为你觉得我不关心你？

我想了整个礼拜，也哭了好多次。

我考虑了很久，我觉定把它说出来比较舒服。它们已经藏在我心里很久了。

六年了。。。你觉得我对你好吗？

我承认我有时很霸道，不会关心人，不会下厨，很喜欢为了小小的事情跟你吵架，讲话时很喜欢大小声。

但我很乐观。我不会为了什么私事而不跟人家讲话。虽然有时真的很生气你，在大家的面前我还是给你面子。

我知道你家厅出现了些庄户，我很了解你的心情。如果你很了解我的话，你应该知道我为什么一句安慰的话都没说。我只能默默的在你身边陪着你，对不起。

告诉你，人不是长命百岁的。我终有一天也是会死。怎样死，几时死，我也不知道。你这样的不讲话能把时间倒转吗？把病治好吗？我希望你可以看开一点。

我知道你觉得我对你的家人不好，很有偏见。对不起。

我觉得你关心他们比关心我还多。我不甘心。所以说了些很伤人的话。

有很多事情我很想知道，但你就是不要告诉我。不用紧了，不想说我也不会追究了。

如果我们终是因为这样的事情而不开心，很不值得。你说对吗？

如果你想回去陪你的家人，不用怕，我会在这支持你的。如果你是因为我而不回去，我会很难过和难受。

人生很奇妙。我们每天都在说，要把握机会。可是缘分的东西很难讲。

有时我好怀念在拉曼学院的感觉。那些感觉跑去了哪里。

你每次问我为什么我这么久没说我爱你了。你要我怎么说当那个感觉已不存在了？

我很希望我们还可以努力找回那个感觉。

07.09.07

我的心情。。。

Screw Up?

I'll be working short shift next week. I heard that we are going to run short shift until end of this month.


All my plans are screwed up if the rumours are true. Shit Shit shit..!! This means I can't go KL meet my Ji Mui liaw... That is a big disappointment.


My parents are coming to visit me next two weeks. If I work 2nd shift, that would be nice. I can bring them out in the morning and spend my night at home.


Everything happens for a reason. If I were to choose, I would choose to spend time together with my parents. They are the one who brought me up + Peace +


Of cuz, that doesn't means Im bias la... I can always meet up with them some other times. Maybe next month perhaps?


(Just finding excuse for myself to go shopping) xD


Went out with Ji Mui them last week and we gather at a cafe called Wishing Well. I wonder where the tauke got this Wishing Well inspiration from. Very funny.




We tried to act cute - Bunny pose!

I really look like a bunny, eh? Plus my bunny teeth... walau eh... Chiak Beh Liaw. Hehe!

4 in the morning - Gwen Stefani

I got too many pix to post, but not today.

Found a nice song today by Gwen Stefani. Very sweet song indeed. Gwen is so sweet and has a good fashion sense. I got her song as the background in my friendster! I "heart" her!!!

4 in the morning



Waking up to find another day
The moon got lost again last night
But now the sun has finally had its say
I guess I feel alright

But it hurts when I think
When I let it sink in
It's all over me
I'm lying here in the dark
I'm watching you sleep, it hurts a lot
& all I know is
You've got to give me everything
Nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me

[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right

All I wanted was to know I'm safe
Don't want to lose the love I've found
Remember when you said that you would change
Don't let me down
It's not fair how you are
I can't be complete, can you give me more?
& all I know is
You got to give me everything
& nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me

[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right

Oh please, you know what I need
Save all your love up for me
We can't escape the love
Give me everything that you have

& all I know is
You got to give me everything
& nothing less cause
You know I give you all of me

[CHORUS]
I give you everything that I am
I'm handin' over everything that I've got
Cause I wanna have a really true love
Don't ever wanna have to go & give you up
Stay up till Four In The Morning & the tears are pouring
& I want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Baby if we're gonna do it, come on do it right

(Give you everything)
(Give you all of me)

Meme

Got nothing to blog here today, let's do some stupid stuffs to love myself more

Where is your cell phone?
- Errmmm... Oh.. It's in my pocket. Hehe. Short term memory.

Relationship?
- Of cuz lah.. Im still a human being okie. I have a warm and chatty parents, a mousey-looking brother, a monkey-looking boyfriend, a bunch of chio bu Ji Mui, and lotsa friends!

Your hair?
- Just permed my hair. Short and curly just like aunty now. Probably go for stunning hair dye this weekend.

Work?
- I hate to say I hate to work. I don't like my job. But sometimes we still need to pretend we are doing good. Sucks.

Your sister?
- I wish I have one so that I can bully her as well...

Your favorite thing?
- My bed-time doggy. Hugging him makes me feel safe.

Your dream last night?
- Nightmare! All my curly locks became straight! Am I too concious about my own look?

Your favorite drink?
- Cola Cola and Kopi O kau kau.

Your dream car?
- Hmmm... BMW bah.... Anyway, it's a dream~

The room you’re in?
- a Double bed, a big build in closet, a big-size colour box, a useless aircon, a personal bathroom and some of my junks lying around on the floor.

Your shoes?
- Hohohoho~ I have lots of shoes. Now I'm wearing a pair of worn out *Converse with greenish army print. Planning to get a new pair either this month or next month.

Your fears?
- Well, I'm not a coward. Nothing scares me. But i can be very thin skin sometimes. I hate being scolded, humilated and isolated.

What do you want to be in 10 years?
- Erm... Never thought about it. In career wise, I'll probably fighting all my way up the ladder with my second degree.

Who did you hang out with this weekend?
- Who else? One skinny and One fat =.=!

What are you not good at?
- Communication and street smart. Im very palia one...

One of your wish list items?
- Slim down myself, too fat liaw~

Where you grew up?
- In a place where hooligans grew up

Last thing you did?
- Chatting nonsense with my colleagues

Your pet?
- Ah Mau aka Pipi and Dolly (her daughter).

Your computer?
- Company PC (Dell with LDC), my own laptop (NEC)

Your life?
- Kinda' bored sometimes. In conclusion, it's beautiful. I enjoy life.

Your mood?
- Struggling because of some personal matters.

What are you thinking about right now?
- Few things are on my mind. One of them is going to KL shopping with Ji Mui.

Your car?
- 小金~ Love ya so much~~

Your kitchen?
- Lots of junk food!! Yummy!!

Your summer?
- Aviator sunglasses, shorts, bikini and long blonde wavy hair.

Your favorite color?
- Pink!

Last time you laughed?
- Laughed over some lame things few hours ago.

Last time you cried?
- Last week

School?
- Swinburne University of Technology

What are you wearing?
- Some stupid white uniform, a pair of grey slacks (my own), a watch (a must!), a pair of specs and a pair of converse

What aren’t you wearing?
- Swimsuit? Hhhahhaa... LOLz... funny la

Love?
- Love is beautiful (depends)

N73

Im planning to get myself a new phone.

Last time I thought of getting myself a W550i. After hearing so many bad reviews from everywhere (some even 1st hand information!), i was so disappointed until I used all my might to forget of getting another new phone. Not until I met N73.... ;p




Anyway, I haven't get hold of this phone yet. According to my fren 1st Hand review, this hp shyok! I'll go and check out N73 this weekend.

From the picture, I admit this phone doesn't look that good. The casing is very old fashion. Ok la... don't talk about the casing la since it's not nice. Let's talk about the camera! 3.2MP! With FLASH!!!! Awesome! But i heard that they are having some Music Edition. Duno whether they change the casing or not...

Click on the link below and you'll know how good it is.

http://www.mobile88.com/mobilegallery/phonereview.asp?phone=Nokia_N73&pg=review&prodid=20000&cat=1


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Update

I found something good here.

http://www.gsmarena.com/kg920_k800_n73_photo-review-125p2.php

Comparison between LG KG920, SE K800 and Nokia N73!! Good stuff!

Fall in love with N73 already~~

I "heart" N73 *drool*

Back to normal state

Im back to Johor. Kinda' miss Kuching.

Dolly has been a very good girl when I was in Kuching. We are the best partner in catching cicak. Shyok eh? CUte and understanding, who can resist?

Ok la... Blog later. Chao~!