IM GOING BACK

Yeah...

Im going home today. Yaya... damn happy until the whole day no mood to work at all....

YAYYAYAYAYYAYA!!!

IM GOING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laksa-licious

A bowl of delicious & spicy Sarawak Laksa

....waiting for me in Kuching!

OMG. I couldn't resist any longer. Please... I want to eat my laksa!!!

Count down - 3 days

Count down back to Kuching~!

Yeah yeah.... In another 3 days time, I'll be spending my sweet holiday in Kuching. Sleeping in my own big and private double-bed bedroom. Slrup-ing my everytime favourite Sarawak Laksa (Foody-Goody laksa is most preferable, other stalls also can la... "Boh Hu Heh Mah Ho" - Hokkien proverb, direct translate is No Fish Prawn Also Can).

And the best part is I can mapling.

I got lots of plan this time when I go back to Kuching for Holiday. Im going to buy A-Cash. What am I going to do with the A-Cash? Secret. I will only tell after I come back from my holiday. Hehe.

Aiyo. My stomach is stamping on me now. Early early hungry liaw...

做导演很辛苦

我昨晚做了一件让老板很生气的事。

幸好当他知道的时候，我已经回家了。

我只好回家祈祷星期一老板的气比较消。

不懂啦。。。做人很辛苦。

做每件事都需要看人家的脸色！真讨厌！明明有时候都不是我的错，但是我还是要办大方，默默接受了不是我做的错误。

当我把工做的很好，身边的人又眼睛红，想把我干掉。做人很辛苦。

每当我有心事，想跟身边的人分享，却没有人想听。所以只好全部吞到肚子里。

有时不是因为我小气，是我太在乎。不知不觉我就成了小气鬼。我好无固哦。。。

但当我开心时，想大喊大叫风狂一场，身边的人就觉得我很无聊，神经婆！

有时我很想去海边散散步，吹吹海风，却没有人跟我有同感。所以只好把海边的念头都忘掉。

人类真的很自私。我承认，我也不列外。

我们都会把自己放在第一，不在乎别人的感受。

世界就好像一幕戏。戏里有演员。演员呢，有分了很多级。厉害的就当大名星。不厉害的就当配角。
你要当哪一个角色呢?

如果你问我，我会告诉你，我想当导演。

Magician

Time to stop all those crap regarding ghost and witch. They are not a healthy topic afterall.


I would like to make a clear statement here. I dont care whether if there's anyone out there reading my blog or not. I post them for my own self pleasure and I enjoy reading them.


I received some comments earlier saying that no one is interested in reading what I wrote. Well, that's what you think. After reading few of my blogs and you talk to me as if you have read 80% of my blog. Oh dear.


Thoughout these years, I know that there are people reading my blog. One of my biggest fans is my boyfy. I dont know whether he read everything I wrote la, b'cuz sometimes I wrote lots of boring craps ;p From now on Im going to post more pictures in my blog than rather leaving it plain. Know why? Because boyfy only read blogs with pictures or with youtube. =.=!


Actually I also love reading pictures, especially newspapers! Lolz!


Another reader of mine is Kriz. She is a good blog fren of mine. And she is a photo maniac! So you know la, why I love reading her blogs. Haha.


Talking about witch, I like Magicians more. Remember the circus shown TV on public holidays? Yea... My dad and I love to watch circus. And normally after circus there will be some magic shows.


And during my primary years, you know la, some poor fellow will act as a magician and come to your school to promote himself. I still remember I paid 50 cents just to see the stupid show. Why I say stupid? Because the so called magician will play stupid magics such as cutting finger, pulling out lots of colourful scarfs from a black scroll, raring a bunny inside their magician hat and playing with coins/ cards. Anyway, I can't deny I didn't enjoy the show. I enjoy it NOT because of the magic, but the crowd.


Still, I found out that most Magicians are cute creatures (but not the Ah Pek who came to promote himself at my primary school!) One good example is David Copperfield. He's so cute!

Actually the point for writing this post is to introduce the young magician, Chris Angel. He's damn cute too~!

Watch this, you'll get traumatized after watching. Believe me!



He's even greater than David Copperfield, eh?

Here's another interesting one by Chris Angel. Totally orgasmic!! X X X

Can you do that too?

Can David do that too?????

I bet...

Witch

WITCH

Witch.

What comes to your mind when hear the word "witch"?

I believe most of the people will have a picture of an old woman, looks very skinny with rough skin. And not to miss out, witch wears black apparels with a crooked nose.

Mum used to read lots of fairy tales to me and my brother. And most of the famous fairy tales have witch inside. I still remember one saturday afternoon, mum took me to some plaza (can't remember where, I was too young that time) for shopping. I ended up buying two hair pins. One is a Jagung (corn in English), the other one is a colourful owl. But my mum, ended up buying some decos. One of the decos she bought is a witch. The witch has a pointed corn hat and she is sitting on a broom. We tied that witch in one of the rooms as deco. Very cute indeed. I love to go below the witch, jump as high as I could to give the witch a slap on her butt to make her swing.

Fairy Tales taught us that witch are bad. They do witchcrafts and they kill. And they do that mostly due to jealousy.

From Wikipedia (again!), it says that witch are priests of a suppressed religion naturally become magicians to its successors or opponents. Yeah ha... witch are magicians too. Does it mean someday David Copperfield will turn into a witch too? Opppsss... should be Wizard la. I dont know that there are actually lots of different believes about witch from different countries and religion. Witch are mostly relate to Christianity.

Of cuz, not all witch are bad. For instance, the film Bewitched starred by Nicole Kidman. She is not bad, but funny. lolz.

Cute doggie witch

Personally, I feel that witch are not a good person. Witch is such a bad name. If she's a good person, people would call her a magician. Right?
Recently, my dad just hire a lady to work for us. She told dad that she worked with a bistro before.

Sorry, she doesn't look like the picture show above. Just like McD business tactics. This is for illustration purpose. That worker looks so old (though she told dad she is only in her early 40's) and skinny. Her is so dry as if she just got roasted or barbequed.

She was talking to the cleaner one day when mum overheard something. She told the cleaner her previous job is to clean up dead bodies for funerals. SHIT!

Then she told mum that she always steal things from the funeral. And she asked mum whether we wanted anything, she can go and steal. Shit fellow!

The scariest thing is she told someone that she rare ghost in her rented room. @#$%^&*(!#$

SHE IS A GHOST MASTER! WITCH! NO WONDER SHE IS SO SKINNY!!

We are thinking a way of terminate her from working with us. Well, no plans up yet. See how lah. Maybe she'll go away by herself for good. Hopefully.

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GHOST

Very often, we talk about ghost.

During my primary and secondary years, my friends love to tell me ghost stories. And most stories are very lame one. From all the lame stories, I have a conclusion: Ghost loves toilets!

LOLz.

I really don't understand why must we relate ghost with toilets. Toilets reminds me of shit, and urine smell. Please don't tell me all ghost are addicted to that smell.

The second last toilet in my school toilet has a big lock on it. Since the day I stepped into that school, that door was lock ever since. No one knows what happen to that toilet. It looks erry to me too. My friend then told me that some seniors told her a ghost story regarding that toilet. That's the most lame ghost story I ever heard.

Once upon a time, a female student commited suicide in that toilet over some personal matters. And she wore red clothes that day. Then after some years, two female students went to the school toilet. Ya know, my secondary school is located at a very hilly place and that makes the toilets look even more scary. One of the students went into the second last toilet. Her friend waited for her outside. She waited and waited but she never come out. So her friend left thinking that her friend must have went back to class. On the next day, they found her body in the second last toilet. She hanged herself. And she wore red too! What a coincidence huh? She was wearing her school uniform, how come she's wearing red then? x) Then some rumours said that while the deceased girl was inside the second last toilet, she met the ghost of the female student committed suicide there. And the ghost some how hypnotize her or wad...then she ended up hanging herself there lor.

Stupid story right? Since she was alone in the toilet, how come there's rumours saying that she saw the ghost there? She sms before the ghost killed her? Sorry oh, during that time, no such things like sms yet. Buaahahhaha!!

Even now im working, there are also rumours of ghost in my workplace. But who cares? I'm just doing my job. I don't interfere you, you don't interfere me. Maybe some people are a lil' bit unfortunate. They see ghost.

Wikipedia says that ghost is usually defined as the supernatural appearance(soul/spirit) of a deceased person and encounted in places where he or she usually go. FYI, not all ghost dare to appear themself. Just like human beings, some of them are shy mah. So they will manifest themself in terms of poltergeist such as knocking on the door, footsteps and etc. Some even can manifest themself in odours. Not body odours, but very aromatic smell such as flower essence and food. Since that ghost loves toilets so much, I assume they can manifest themselves in their fav urine, shit or fart smell too.

Since young, my parents forbided me from watching ghost movies. They never tell me ghost stories either. When I told them some ghost stories I heard in school (usually the toilets one), they will shut off my mind by telling me positive things like there aren't such things like ghost (i know they lied) and ghost don't hurt innocent people.

TO me, ghost is partly a psychology. Sometimes, people see ghost not because they really see them, but from their imaginations. They import the imaginations from what they listen and from what they see in movies. Why is it ghost always a lady? Why is it they always dress up in white? Why is it they must be floating? Ghost is just the soul of a person. Human does't float, ok!

From what I believe, not all humans become ghost after they died. Only certain people turn into ghost. Especially those who are looking for revenge and tasks waiting to be completed. Of cuz, there are also ghost with no mission. They are called Hungry Ghost. Chinese believe that they are the wondering souls that belongs nowhere or waiting for recarnation. Basically they just float here float there like Casper.

Anyway, it's just a psychology of mine.

Talking about recarnation, my grandparents love to tell me stories. They told me that if I do bad this life, I will end up as an animal (Horse, DOgs, Cow...bla bla bla) in my next life. Believe it or not, it's up to you. Hey, being a Dog is not so bad afterall lar. Dogs are very intelligent and cute animals. Take Cheedie for example.

Isn't she cute?

Being a horse is not so bad too.

You see, it all depends on our luck. You can be born as a stray dog. Everyday found loitering near food stalls and roadsides begging for food. You can also be born as a horse who doesnt know how to race. And end up working by pulling heavy loads. Not only animals. If you are born in a poor family, you'll end up with no education and your life sucks.

So do cherish what you have now. Don't take things for granted~!

FAT!!!

Ugghhh... Im so fat! My arms look so flabby. Not to mention about my tummy, worst nightmare ever~

HOw?!!! *sob*

I met up with some friends yesterday afternoon at Tebrau Jusco. They came all the way from Singapore. I noticed that one of my friends looks a bit slimmer. I thought, maybe she's under stress and I also haven't see her more than half year. SO no big deal lah.

Then I only know that she's actually taking up some kind of slimming package. And her package worth RM1,000. Woot! So expensive... She told me, she lost 3 kg in 2 weeks.

Out of a sudden, I have an urge of taking up a weight loss package too.

No matter how I exercise (you know, i never exercise!), im still fat. Haiz. Maybe I should really invest some of my bloody salary in one of those slimming package too. If not, im going to end up like a PIG or GORILLA soon ;(

I just finished calculate the allowance Im going to get this month. Shyok, I'm going to get RM900 this month! Wahahha!! Can buy the slimming package loh! According to that friend, her slimming package duration is 7 weeks. SO meaning to say, if I take up the package, I can't simply eat what ever I like in 7 weeks. But at least this package is not that cruel. I still can eat one tiny-miny meal a day. ONE only. If I already had my breakfast, then lunch and dinner I'm not allow to eat anything apart from drinking the juice or nutrition drinks the package provide. But 7 weeks. NO KFC. NO NASI LEMAK. NO BISCUITS. NO BREAD & TUNA. NO ICE-CREAM.

THIS IS TORTURING!

Well, IF I'm going to take up the package, I will take this golden chance to get my ears pierced since that I cant eat anything. I want to wear BIG BIG earings!! xD

Aiya... Im so fat la... Hair so ugly somemore, especially my fringe! I went for a hair cut last Saturday. And now my fringe now look like shit. I dont know how the heck the guy cut my fringe until like that. He layered my fringe! My fringe now is senget-senget and so layer!!! WTF. How come my straight fringe become layer fringe?!! I look like I'm growing some bush in front of my forehead! What to do... Now I can't put down my fringe anymore. I need to pin them up so that no one sees the bush. Aarggghhh!! WTF.

*Update due to my sleepiness while blogging last night

im so free... is it?

Too free now. DUno what should I do. So I blog loh.

Actually this week is very killing. I felt so pressured. I'd been running up and down. Complete this and that. Cracking my head over and over... I just can't figure out a good solution to clear those stupid pallets parked at my area. I went to warehouse to beg. To me, begging is a big issue. I DONT BEG! But because I've no choice, so I beg. So embarracing right? Oppss... hopefully i spell "embarracing" correctly.

Time to go meeting. Update some other times. Dada~!

Invicible

I've been to zorpia, blogdrive, friendster and many more.

Here I am, in blogger.com

Im gonna make this blog an invicible one.

Are you ready?