I am Dad's tax deduction

I'm very sure everyone do not like to hear the word T-A-X, especially income tax.

Those money are paid to the government, so called use to do maintain this country. How true?

I don't know.

And recently, gov says that our EPF contribution will be reduced from 11% to 8%. The so called reason is to reduce our burden.

In my point of view, these are all bullshit.

I love the word "8" (which represent prosperity), BUT, I definitely do not like that the 8%.

Money that we save in EPF is our future money. And the interest rate is much better than we put in banks. If we are paying less EPF, means our "contribution" to the gov would be higher.

Why should we pay more income tax...??? For them to go Taiwan eat Taiwan Xiang Chang (Taiwan Yummy Pork Sausage)? During election campaign, whose money they use to do those cheapy yet so expensive banners and flyers?

Ridiculas! I call this, official Day Light Robbery.




I hate income tax, really.



Add more vinegar, please.





Sour enough?

Nevermind... I act down syndrome for you to see. (Of course la... income tax so high... wtf)









I wore this napkin when I was a baby. After 26 years, I'm still wearing it.

Cute right? :D

RM 101.00

I've changed the title to RM 101.00.
Cool, right?

Merry Christmas everyone... And a happy new year!
Prosperous New Year, of course.

:P

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I'm waiting for Boyfy to fetch me. We are going to tHe Spring. I heard that there will be a firework event there later on.

Finally, I made my first business. It was only RM 101.00 but I'm so proud about it. Do you know why?

Actually it was a very unexpected business, especially from that Tauke. First time when I approached him in November, he said a lot of nasty things in front of me. Before I left, he tells me to resign and saying this job is not suitable for ladies. He is not the first one to tell me this. Everywhere I go, people tell me the same thing. Well, you can say that I'm either stupid or crazy for taking up this job. I just want to be different and I'm going to go against the odds..!

Frankly speaking, I was so pissed off partly because AT was there listening to this Tauke's "good" recommendation. AT was hoping me to resign so that he can sit at my hot seat. Let me give you one Hokkien phrase lar: Ban Ban Dang!!!

On the way back, I told AT, "I don't care what people think. I'm not going to resign!"

Actually I was trying to convey the message through to AT too.

So, I gainned back all my courage and went to see him again few weeks ago. As usual, I greeted him and asked him whether I can help him to find spare parts. He looked at me and gave me a hate look. I actually begged him by telling,"Please la boss, I really need the order. Please let me help you. Please give me a chance." Wow.. It was so shameful to tell out these words to him. But I have no choice.

So, hee took out his "bible" and told me that he got this and that. At the end, he gave me one part number and asked me to go back to check whether we have the parts.

I went back and check. I was delight that we actually have the parts. I called the Tauke to tell him the good news but he complained that our pricing is too expensive. As a new salesperson, I do not know how to tackle customers. Sometimes I might have used the wrong phase and offended them.

I asked back, "Is that true? How much did you buy then?" I understand that not everyone will tell the pricing, but at least if I ask, I have to chance to this leak information. Instead, that Tauke shouted at me. He scolded me for asking the pricing. Damn. It was so loud until my colleague could hear his shout although she was sitting a distance away from me.

I can tell you, I curse and swear after we ended the conversation. That Tauke was really giving me a hard time.

I told myself, "Well, what to do? I've already done my part. I'm not going back to get scolded again."

Eventually, I received his phone calls last week. He wanted to buy parts from me. I quickly settled his order and delivered it on time. He gave me a few more part numbers to check.

I told my boss,"I don't mind getting scolded another few more times as long as the orders in. Haha!"

So you see, I'm making my first sales. Though it is just one hundred ringgit, but at least it's something, right?

Animal Hell Break Loose

Kinda' fuck up with my work. Everyone is like hiding away from me. Why ar? Me so scary meh? Am I that demanding? Huh? I just need their couple of minutes to introduce my product. But they're like... huh... telling me all sort of lies such as "you can find my boss but he's not in la, not free la..." Damn! Some of them even made a jerk out of me despite I'm still new in this line. They shout. They criticize. They made fun of me. But what can I do? Usually, I would smile back and act like nothing had happen. But that's really freak me out, man! I don't know that there are so many weirdo and cruel people in Kuching. One day, I say one day if they need my help, what if I return them this ill treatment?

Ahhh... Whatever. If really one day they need my help, I would either politely "shoooo" them away or treat them super good so that they realize that they had been some kind of animals back then. Yea, I said A-N-I-M-A-L!!!!

Shopping Maniac

Yay! I'm going shopping later!! Wooohooo!!

I sound crazy, right?

Shopping also that happy.

Teehee.

It's been a long time since I went shopping for clothes lor... Normally if I go, I go alone. Because my mum's free on Monday & Tuesday. And that is when I'm not free at all as Monday & Tuesday are busy workdays for me.

But today, I'm going shopping with Pingu. I'm not sure why she named herself Pingu. But that's a cute name because it sounds like Pi Ku.
(Pi Ku = Batok = Asssss)

Going to bath now. Lalalaaaa~~


This is Shenoeyii twin sister. Her name is Dreamer. She bought this pink flowery dress few weeks ago. Doesn't she look great...? She's going for Christmas carol on Christmas Eve. Anyone wants to join her?

I know I'm annoying. Yeah. Really annoying and crappy.

Jam, Jam and Peanut Butter

I went to work 5 mins earlier today. Thinking I can reach workplace earlier.

When I was driving along Jalan Haji Openg, there were many cars. Not like what I expected >_<


Then when I reached Pending roundabout...


Oh dear... how come so many cars?!! Got accident mah?


All cars hardly moved. The traffic got worst until cloud also turn black.


Ti Oo Ooo... Beh Lok Hoooo....



Everyone started to become impatient... cars senget senget already



My wish didn't come true... finally O' God decided to cry...

So bored inside Miss Gold. So I started taking pictures lor... If Ferrari can drive up to 300km/hr also useless if caught in this type of traffic jam.



Whoa... Now only I realise Pending Roundabout so nice. Everyday I drive around this roundabout but never have time to take a close look.


All plants are well maintained

Out of the blue... I saw a person running in the rain. He jumped across the roundabout big drain smiling and ran inside those plants.




Eeee... So eerie ler.



That guy never turned up after 5 mins. Either he pangsai or kena makan by monster already.


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Went to Tabuan Laru Yien Yien last night. And I saw a lot of lunch box. When every time I see lunch box, make me think of BABY!!!!!!

Baby.... see... lunch box... I want bento!!!




Ahhh... so sweet.... this one costs around RM8 ++




Ho ho... burger pulak...




This one nice... price around RM13 ++. Got compartment somemore!!


When to Ngau Kee Department Store on Monday with my parents. I saw Nestle 3in1 Rich selling for RM9.99.



When i went to the counter to pay... the cashier told me it's RM11.40

So I told him I saw the tag there written RM9.99.

He said, "You need to have member card to get this price."

F*cker!

Sorry, I don't mean the cashier. He is innocent and exploit by Ngau Kee.

I feel being cheated!

All about Britney Spears

Ever since her first album, Hit Me Baby One More Time, I'm crazy about her. She's pretty. She's sweet. And she had a handsome boyfriend from N'Sync.

I can sing almost all her songs in her first album. To me, they're like ever green.

Britney then broke up with Justin. And turned explicit. She got married with her dancer, Kevin. Gave birth to 2 kids. Kevin left her. And she becomes a bit psycho.

And now, she's back and her reborn is amazing! This is what I want to see in Britney. No more slutty auntie with torn panty hose =D

Introducing her new album Circus song titled Womanizer. Good production. But it's more to techno disco type. But I would still miss her long lost sweet clear voice.

People always criticize Britney for lip sync. Is it true she lost her voice?


No matter you lip sync or not, I love you, Britney. It's good to see you back on stage. I really miss your performance.


Here's something precious to share. It's Little Britney!


I don't care



Britney's childhood sweet heart, Justin Timberlake, 11 yrs old @ Star Search. See the end, he is such a gentleman.



Mickey Mouse Club

Is Justin Timberlake going to become a professional golfer? Hahha!



This one is cute. Justin is trying to date Britney! Lolz!

What a day for me

Today is the day, I've been waiting for so long.

Yes, it is.

I went to the bank this morning. Saw only a few people lining up at the ASM counter. I lined up together with them. Filled in some forms and got my ASM account created. Happily, I walked out of the bank. What a beautiful day.

Piak! *slap my self*

Piak! Piak!! *slap myself again*

Wake up!!!!




Duh! I must be dreaming, man. I'm a bit cacat now. My feet are so numb and painful due to the long queue. Queue???

Yes, a super long queue!!!!

I went to Pending Maybank this morning around 9.30. The bank was crowded and they told me they have finished up their ASM forms. Ok nevermind. I contacted mum. She was on the way to MJC with Tua Ee (my mum's sis). I told her my condition. Mum managed to grab me a piece of form at RHB. Happily I drove to MJC.

On the way to MJC, mum told me they were in Maybank because RHB was crowded with people. I went to Maybank. Then mum told me that Maybank has finished up their account book. Damn! I took the form from mum, drove to the next block where the RHB is just right beside KFC.

I went into RHB. Walau eh... the place was even more crowded!

The queue was up to the front door. Then I saw people holding their forms and photocopy IC. Shit! I didn't bring any photocopy IC with me! What to do...?!! I walked around asking people where can I do photocopy. After walking a long stretch of road, finally I got my photocopy IC done. I started to line up. Of course, near to the front glass door there, to get my finger print done on the form.

At 11am, I was still lining up getting my finger print done on that stupid application form. I got my finger print done around 12 noon and proceed to line up at the longest queue ever in my life. If the queue was moving, I'm totally fine with that. But the terrible part is, the queue was not moving for hours!!!!

Do you know how long I spend queuing up at RHB? 4 fucking hours, man. Hear carefully,

It's FOUR FUCKING HOURS!!!!

Initially RHB only allows one counter to do the ASM tansaction. Due to the congestion, they opened up another counter. According to them, the idiot ASM system they have was very slow because of our lack of cooperation. Fuck. Can't you see that the queue was so long until some of the people need to squeeze in between the wall???

Now the question is, why is it ASM HQ can do transaction using so many PCs and they were like light speed fast?!! What were you guys actually doing behind the computers? Can you tell me?

Plus some of the investors bringing a whole bunch of kids to the bank... Argggghh!!! I really felt like strangling them on the spot. They kept on playing hide and seek stuffs, then ran here ran there. Really sickening. If you really want to go to the bank during such occasion, why would you want to bring a lot of kids with you there? Common sense will tell you that you'll ended up lining there for a long time.

For those who do not know what does ASM stands for, it stands for Amanah Saham Malaysia. It is opened up for the whole nation by our dear government. Everyone can buy the fund provided there are available units. Our government will sell out 1 billion units within 7 days. That must be kidding. I think you can laugh already if the units are still available after 3 days. Everyone is fighting for this fund is because of the high return. They are giving out at least 7% per annum. Woot! Fixed-D nowadays only gives out 3.5% per annum. Doubling the interest. But, government states that one account is only allowed to buy up to maximum 10,000 units only :(

2pm, I was still queuing up. I thought that I'm going to die of thirst, hunger or getting an urinary infection gifts from ASM. Few minutes later, the counter girls told us that they have finished up with their account books. Argghhhhh!!!! How come?? I've been queuing up like 4 hours here and you tell me I can't buy the fund anymore?!!!

Why is it you guys can't count how many books you have meh??? If let's say you have only 100 books, then bring in the 100 person only lah. Really sakai.

Disappointedly, I walked back to my car and told mum my my disappointment. Mum called me 15 minutes later. She told me that the ASM HQ has one mountain of account books... ahahhha... so happy la... I raced to ASM HQ at Rubber Road.

When I reached ASM HQ, there was a lady at the counter. I passed her my forms and she asked how much I want to bank in. I told her: "RM2,800". Before I handed her my money, I recount again. She with her damn tulan face, she said: "Eh, arrange your money la... I malas mahu buat!"

I was so puzzled. I've already arrange the money in three stacks; RM1k, RM1k and RM800. So I pointed my three stacks of money, and count for her: "RM1000, RM1000, RM800".




Feeling behsong, she took my money and said:"So two thousand ah!"

I replied her patiently, "No, I say RM2,800."

She answered me back, "Just now you told me RM2,000!!". And scribbled on my forms.

MOTHER FUCKER. What's wrong with RM2,800 and RM2,000???? Your ear dirt too many already until cannot hear properly. And now customer was telling you RM2,800 and gave you RM2,800. Don't tell me easy conversation like this also cannot understand?!!

Feeling so pissed off, I raised my voice, "I said, RM2800 just now. Two thousand and eight hundred!"

Then out of no where, my mum popped out behind me. Gosh! Everyone was looking at me for raising such loud voice. But I was really pissed off mah.

Then that lady go and answered me back, "Eh leh... banyak cakap!"

What??? I banyak cakap??? Hello?? Who banyak cakap at the first place??

Ahhh... dont care la... as long as you proceed my RM2,800 I'm already happy. Standing 4 hours and got insulted by people for nothing really make it my fuckiest day on earth.



My asked mum to go back to ASM HQ again the next day to buy some more units.

These are the pictures that will keep you happy the whole day.









So now, I'm sitting in front of my laptop with my aching feet. Guess this is the price I need to pay to buy some units from ASM.