Thursday 23 August 2007

Witch

WITCH


Witch.


What comes to your mind when hear the word "witch"?


I believe most of the people will have a picture of an old woman, looks very skinny with rough skin. And not to miss out, witch wears black apparels with a crooked nose.

Mum used to read lots of fairy tales to me and my brother. And most of the famous fairy tales have witch inside. I still remember one saturday afternoon, mum took me to some plaza (can't remember where, I was too young that time) for shopping. I ended up buying two hair pins. One is a Jagung (corn in English), the other one is a colourful owl. But my mum, ended up buying some decos. One of the decos she bought is a witch. The witch has a pointed corn hat and she is sitting on a broom. We tied that witch in one of the rooms as deco. Very cute indeed. I love to go below the witch, jump as high as I could to give the witch a slap on her butt to make her swing.


Fairy Tales taught us that witch are bad. They do witchcrafts and they kill. And they do that mostly due to jealousy.

From Wikipedia (again!), it says that witch are priests of a suppressed religion naturally become magicians to its successors or opponents. Yeah ha... witch are magicians too. Does it mean someday David Copperfield will turn into a witch too? Opppsss... should be Wizard la. I dont know that there are actually lots of different believes about witch from different countries and religion. Witch are mostly relate to Christianity.


Of cuz, not all witch are bad. For instance, the film Bewitched starred by Nicole Kidman. She is not bad, but funny. lolz.


Cute doggie witch

Personally, I feel that witch are not a good person. Witch is such a bad name. If she's a good person, people would call her a magician. Right?
Recently, my dad just hire a lady to work for us. She told dad that she worked with a bistro before.


Sorry, she doesn't look like the picture show above. Just like McD business tactics. This is for illustration purpose. That worker looks so old (though she told dad she is only in her early 40's) and skinny. Her is so dry as if she just got roasted or barbequed.

She was talking to the cleaner one day when mum overheard something. She told the cleaner her previous job is to clean up dead bodies for funerals. SHIT!

Then she told mum that she always steal things from the funeral. And she asked mum whether we wanted anything, she can go and steal. Shit fellow!

The scariest thing is she told someone that she rare ghost in her rented room. @#$%^&*(!#$

SHE IS A GHOST MASTER! WITCH! NO WONDER SHE IS SO SKINNY!!

We are thinking a way of terminate her from working with us. Well, no plans up yet. See how lah. Maybe she'll go away by herself for good. Hopefully.

Bless.

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