The story of baby camel and mama camel

Baby camel and mama camel story

I think most of you heard about this story already. I re-script this story to become my own cacat version.

Baby camel: Mama mama, may I ask you some questions?

Mama camel: Sure dear. What do you want to know?

Baby camel: I'm just wondering, why do we have humps hor? (music: my humps, my humps, my humps my humps my humps...)

Mama camel: Well, we are desert animals mah. We need those humps to store water. But sometimes how I wish we can store Heineken inside *drool*

Baby camel: Oh is it? But then how come our legs are so long and our feet are so round leh?

Mama camel: They are meant for us to walk in the desert , dear.

Baby camel: Hmmm... then why are our eyelashes so long? Sometimes I really feel like plucking them when I 'kua beh tiok'(cannot see) my surroundings.

Mama camel: Aduh! Stupid la you! Don't pluck them okay. Later on become blind camel. Desert so windy. They are used to protect our eyes from sand and wind one.

*Mama camel becomes more and more impatient already. Argghhh!*

Baby camel: Yakah? But then mama mama, if really our humps is to store water, long legs for walking though the desert and long eyelashes to protect my eyes from sand...

Baby camel: I still have one more question to ask mama.

Mama camel: Yalah... quick say la... I want to go pangsai.

Baby camel: What the hell are we doing in the zoo leh?!!

Mama camel: ... *diarhea*



The moral of this malfunction story of mine is:

Skills, knowledge, abilities and experience are only useful if you are at the right place!

So, where are you now?


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The assistant sup who is going to take over my job is terrible.

His ideology is weird.

His implementation is not practical.

The main problem is: He thinks too highly about his capability.

Hello...?? If not because of my resignation, do you think you can sit at my place?

Ahh... don't care la. They already can choose a lousy person to become a Team Leader (without my permission somemore). So choosing another 'handicap' to sit at my place is not a new issue anymore.

Now I understand one thing which my manager told me last time. This is the difference between how a graduate works and how a non-graduate works.

How does a non-graduate work?
Through trouble shooting and experience.

How does a graduate work?
Able to apply analytical skill and good forecasting.

Thank you Boss. This is the best thing I ever learn in this company.





*Sorry about the pun if anyone feels humilated. I just feel that they are choosing the wrong person to be my replacement, that's all. And of cuz, I won't be so angry if they do not use politics at work. I can sense something is going to go very wrong going after I'm gone. I think they are trying to build their own colony inside. Well, actually I shouldn't be making any comments. I should be sitting aside, enjoying the movie of a downturn.*