Although I am not a Christian, some how, Christmas bring me some special feelings. Maybe it is due to my upbringing bah. I used to believe that Santa Claus really does exist, and pop in some candy chocolate for me while I was sleeping!
How naive.
Let me tell you some 'stories' about Santa's preparation for Christmas.
Santa Claus owns a toy factory, and he has elfs to help him to make toys. Few days before this joyous day, Santa would be very busy going through children names around the world. Then very biasly gives pressies to good children only.
While Santa is sitting there checking through the list, the elfs would be in the toy factory burning midnight oil just to achive the output targeted by Santa.
Well, if you are wondering how the toy factory looks like, erm, some cartoons are showing those toys are handmade, while some cartoons are showing Santa invested a few huge mechanical machines just to make those toys. Anyway, it is quite ridiculas.
Oh ya... not to forget Santarina! The most sexy lady in the whole story, usually dress in super mini red gown with white furry cuttings! *slruppp* If you ask me who is she, I'm not sure either. If she is not Santa's wife, then must be his secretary then.
There is a familiar phase: Every successful man has a woman behind.
On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and his elfs will fill up his Santa Pressies Sack with presents and check though the good children wish list again. Out of no where, Rudolph and his teammates appear in front of Santa with the red sledge.
When the clock strikes twelve,
Dong, Dong Dong...
Santa will ride off with Rudolph and the gang to give pressies to all the good children. And most importantly, he must ride the sledge across the moon. Hehe.
But nowadays, we get a lot of sickness. And of cuz, Santa wouldn't want to miss Christmas just because of Rudolph fall sick.
Santa has a new idea....
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Haha. A genius indeed!
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