Dreamboy

While I was came out from the bathroom, boyfy talked to me half sleeping.

Boyfy: Please tell me which cat am I?

Me: Huh??? Cat? What cat?

Boyfy: Neh... Just now we were playing cats down there right? Which cat am I? I'm in which number?

Me: ......


Earlier on, I was online watching Malaysian Dreamgirls. He was just besides me.

So I said,

"xxx's baby (fetus to be exact) only 2-3 months old inside, she still can run, jump and walk around lar." Actually I was kind of complain like that la. Because I see her sitting and trying to be Queenie today.

You know what my boyfy answered? He was half sleeping and talking blurly.

"Hai...********...a lot of problem...********....always spoil.. ********... people always complain."

"Hah????"

WTF.

After asking him a few times, only I realize this is what he wanted to say.

"Hai... Now this machine a lot of problem, lauyah one, always spoil, and now a lot of people complaning liaw."

=_=~*

What a dreamer!