Son-in-law's cow

Economic Models Explained with Cows

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the
milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons .


ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL
You have two cows.
You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
You have no cows.
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
It's Friday arvo, so you close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate

MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows.
One was purchased through a direct negotiation deal, and its milk keeps leaking
One belongs to your son in law

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Isn't this article great?
I enjoy the last explaination most!

Shit on my pants

I scared my shit out since last night. Guilty was all over me. And thousands of butterfly started roaming in my stomach.

There was a meeting with boss just now. I was so worried. I felt like hiding somewhere and tell everyone that I'm on MC.

Being a person with full of morality (hehehe), I accepted the challenge. I went to the meeting timidly. What if suddenly boss talk about the download issues? What if boss point out those who committed the crime? What should I do? Should I stand up and admit to everyone that I done the mistake? Haiz... I need face, man.

I was so tension during the meeting. The meeting adjourned less than 1 hour. And the best thing is my boss never mention anything regarding my crime. What a relieve... Phewww~~~

Frankly speaking, I dont know how long I can stand with this job. Working here doesn't give me any strive. I need more challenge. I need more responsibility. I dont know how my other colleagues feel about themselve and their job. But I feel like I'm sooooo useless working like this.

If you ask me what I want to be in 10 years time, I can tell you the same thing as usual, I DON'T KNOW.

But if you ask me whether I want to work like this for 10 years, my answer is DEFINATELY NOOOOO!!

I'm not a moo~moo~ okay.

I want something more.

I'm not young anymore. I am freaking 25 going 26! In another 4 years, I'm going to be 30! And what can I do if I'm 30 and still working here like this? I couldn't do anything!!

I need to climb 2x faster than other people.

Come on babe, I need a BULL RUN!

Crime

Gosh!

Something terrible happen today.

I'm going to be a dead fish~

My company had some audit on internet. And they come out with a looooong list of names.

Those who download illegal songs, movies and etc, they are going to have their sweet name inside the list!

Oh dear...

I feel guilty thinking of it. I couldn't deny I never download any songs using company's network. I DOWNLOAD THEM WITHOUT FEELING ANY GUILT THAT TIME. So.... I have no say anymore.

I have to bare everything I have done. I do not need to fight for the truth. The truth is I have committed a crime. A very serious crime in the eye of my company. What to do... Hidding myself up is not a solution. I need to take this as a lesson learnt.

I should have download them at home instead of workplace. All because of the internet speed. Haizzz...

No point for crying over split (sour) milk.

All because of my greediness.

-GUILT-

The Bright Side

Last week, I received an email and I feel it is very meaningful.

Though this email got something to do with Christian (just because they show Jesus there..?), but I learn something useful from there.

Since I was young, I always pray so that I can get good result in class. During my Secondary years, I was choosen to join a good class and I got 4th place during Form Two. I was overjoyed. I got what I always wanted and too proud to be true.

Then, I was choosen to join Science class after I got 5 A's in my PMR. Though my PMR result was considered one of the most lousy result in Science Stream, I felt very glad about it. To me, able to get into a Science Class is just like going to Heaven. Nothing beats Science Stream. I can be a doctor, an engineer and etc.

After SPM, all my frens got into Form 6 except for me. I was down during that time. I keep asking myself what I want to be. I felt so hopeless. I felt like my world is doom. I applied to study at TARC. And I graduated my Diploma in Engineering (Electronic).

I joined Swinburne University after that. Then I was offered a full scholarship by the government. It was too good to be true.

Now that I'm working. I got a good job with good pay. I know that my pay is not the best, but at least I know my pay is better than the people I know.

Looks like I got nothing to complain about my life, huh?

Please don't think like that. Actually I have already skip lots of my tough times. SOmetimes we need to think of the good things to keep ourself alive.

Everyday, we pray for the best...

And normally not long after we pray....

... we got some difficulties.

We felt like life is worthless. We questioned ourself WHY all these unfortunate things keep falling back to us.

More difficulties and problems.

Try to look forward.

See what I mean? There are some people more unfortunate than us.

New Hair, New Cap

Remember few weeks ago I said I wanted to buy A-Cash to buy items for my Shenoeyii?

Well, I didn't manage to buy the A-Cash after thinking hard.

It's not worth to buy A-Cash for my Virtual Life.

Instead, I went and spent all my money on my hair.

I permed them and I love it.

Last two weekend, I went for a hair dye.

It cost me RM100++ for duno-how-to-spell-that-brand. Sound something like Schwazerkroft~~

Well, RM100++ for a hair dye is not expensive.

I made a few surverys first. Some places even offer me RM250++ (without treatment) for the same product (same brand). The saloon ladies all dress like punks. Walau eh, do you think I'm gonna let punks to dye my hair?

Of cuz NOOOOO!!!

Hehe... The colour I chose was actually Ash Brown. I think it is not ash enough. I need more ashhhhhh... Maybe my next hair dye bah, I'll make it more ash.

See my new cap. Shyok right? I bought that while shopping with my parents at Tebrau City. And that cap was the 101 piece available. Not to miss out the opportunity, I grabbed the cap without having second thought. Hehe.

Do I look like a punk now?

When I was driving to work today, the sunset was so beautiful that I couldn't resist not to take photo of it.

Sorry guys for the blury pix. My digicam is not that good and my car was a bit shakey that time.

75 km/h = Good driver

Ok la... I dont drive that slow lah. Haha. Action only niah. Normally I drove around 80-100km/h as these range can save my petrol consumption.

I drove for more than 100Km today. I went to Senai Airport to fetch my parents. Then drove them back to NusaJaya to bring them to Tebrau City. Then drove back to Gelang Patah again. Whoa... That's tiring~ But nevermind. I enjoy the Manhattan Fish Market I ate this afternoon. Lolz.

Uhhh... I can feel my saliva making it's way out from my tongue! I'm still craving for more Fish fillet from Manhattan Fish Market!!

Fish Face!

All about Dolly

Anyway, I'm going to blog everything all about Dolly today. She's too cute and too "manja" to be rejected.

When I went back for holiday in Kuching during my last trip, she followed me everywhere I go. When someone picks me up at my gate, she also followed me outside to see me off.

Whereas for Ah Mau (her badxxx mother), she looks even more gangster now. Her fur was not as nice as last time. Worst of all, her fur stinks! And because my parents seldom played with her anymore (all because of Dolly lor), she doesn't feel that comfortable when I touched her. If you suddenly touch her from her back, she'll probably jump up on you and scratch you! So hardcore~ I wonder she gets involve herself in gangsterism. But anyway, she is still my dearie cat, Ah Mau. Actually Ah Mau has two names. Another name is Pipi. Ah Mau is a name I created for her and only me calling her Ah Mau. When I got back home that night, I shouted "AH MAU" for the whole night but there was no response from her. Quite disappointing tho'. The next day when I was having my sweet time mapling, suddenly I heard something! It's Ah Mau calling me!!!!! I ran to the backyard, so was Dolly. I couldn't see her. Dolly even ran outside to look for her... Feeling a bit weird, me and Dolly went back to the dinning room. Then.... I saw Ah Mau! Ah Mau was actually sitting below the split level at the car porch there... Woooo~ Sweet Ah Mau.... After that she came into the house. She promoted herself to become a house cat. She sat behind me quietly while I played maple for the whole afternoon. Even sometimes I went out, Ah Mau will sit at the carporch there to wait for me. How sweet, eh?

Let's come back to Dolly. During my previous trip back to Kuching, I was sitting at the computer table when she jumpped from the floor to my leg and hence dropped herself on my keyboard! She stood in front of my face and had her sweet time there. No choice, I need to remove her from my computer table because I couldn't use the keyboard to attack monsters. After that she cuddled herself on top of my altec lancing woofer. zzzzz. Then my mum banned her from going into the computer area because she likes to play with the wire. So during my last trip, she never jump on me again. But then, she still went to my altec and slept there while I played maple. Kawaii neh...

My parents are here in JB. And my grandparents need to babysit her (So old still need to babysit meh? =.=! Tak Malu~)

Here are some of her pictures I took in Kuching. I don't know that she's actually a camwhore too~



" Hi everyone... My name is Dolly - The prettiest cat in the neighbourhood "

" This is my cute boss. WE ROXXX!! WE ARE CAMWHORE!!"

薔薔

I heard this song from 933 since last week and have been wondering who is the singer.

Now i know liaw~~

She is Ella from SHE!

Shyok la that song... made me cried thinking of my pets.

I miss my pets. I would like to dedicate this song to my cats (Kitty & Mao Mao), my boyfy's dog (Lucky), my tortoises (AhKu x2), my labi (Rupbie), my snail, my playing mantis (Peter & Mathew), my hamsters (hamsy etc) and my long lost gunie pigs (Kimberly, Pigedy, Brownie & Black-Eye-Jack)



蔷蔷你要记得我
你不要走丢
快快找到天使
在天堂给我（们）保佑
蔷蔷不要忘了我
还有亲爱的阿姨叔叔和你的朋友
你永远活在记忆中