Friday, 25 July 2008

Dear Mat John

Found one extremely good poem just now. Would like to share over here. Hehe.

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Dear Mat John,

Have you heard this guy Saiful Bukhari.
He accused Anwar belakang juga mari.
He made a police report victim of sodomy
No, not those noodle or Ipoh Lum Mee.
This is high-profile case of political absurdity.
Where can you find this juicy story?
Only in Malaysia Boleh Islam Hadari?

So Anwar seeks refuge in Turkish Embassy
He probably got to enjoy doner and Turkish coffee
Anyway he said he received death threat from M&G
Since he got evidences on previous conspiracy
Concocted by highest level conspirators in the country
Some of them either became sasau or sudah mati
Two of them still holding positions as IGP and AG
Another one recently quit the ruling party
And the accuser recently kena potong kaki
But this time in Damansara not in Tivoli
Kondo Damansara sounds very luxury
Forensic unit was there looking for air mani

So who is this Saiful Bukhari
He is 23 year old dropout from university
We saw some of his pictures with a few menteri
One with special assistant to Timb Perdana Menteri
Asking for scholarship in Sodomy Study
Dia hidup dua alam since he got engaged recently

Well Mat John in Malaysia macam-macam boleh jadi
People forget for a while on fuel subsidy
And the recent SD involving Mongolian beauty
And the motion of no confidence by SAPP
Diverting attention is an old tactic or media strategy
But kaki bola still awake on the night Spain beat Germany
Euro 2008 Final diverted them from sodomy story!

Keris Silau
1 July 2008

Thursday, 24 July 2008

A very long post

I went shopping with my mum last weekend. We went to tHe Spring.

The original motive was to accompany my mum to buy shoes. But we end up buying:
  • White pants from Padini (mum)

  • A silver bust line belt -Veli veli nice!! (me!!)

  • A lalat kind of sunglasses with blue frame (mum)


After shopping, we went to the food court down there and mum belanja me makan Ice Dessert.


Left: Soursop Cocktail (mine)
Right: Kiwi Cocktail (mum's)


Edited - Yummy right?


How come got tadpole one?

Went breakfast with my parents on Monday morning. We had Hakka Mee with my all time favourite Kuching Kopi O. Pork and Kopi O, shyok!



For a shopaholic, it doesn't necessary I need to go outside to shop. I can shop everywhere, even at my workplace. I bought some nice stuffs from my operator's catalogues.


Cute pink zebra


Actually I've been going around looking for a bracelet something like this. I saw in the internet that Vincci is selling. I searched few Vincci(s), but still couldn't find the right one. This one I got it for RM4.90 only. And it's from that catalogue!



Saw one angmoh at my workplace. He wore slippers into the production floor. Celaka, later I will go and chase him out.



That day I walked passed engineering office and I think I saw a very tall and long haired monkey wearing a checkered shirt and a pair of pants. I stopped outside that office for a moment to confirm I'm really seeing a monkey. Ahhhh! It's him!



Hahaha... I'm so mean ~_~



This is my shopping companion on Sunday. I purposely took an ugly photo of her when she was not aware. She is a shopaholic too. She spent RM300++ that day on her formal attire.

I bought a nice classy black blouse at The Rock Shop. I can wear it to work or play, as it has a shinny effect on the fabric. And the best part is it has 50% discount! Then I bought a formal slacks at Padini. 50% discount too. Hehe... Untung la. If not because of the Mega Sales, instead of spending RM100, I'll be spending RM200. And coincidently I'm looking for working pants. Double untung!

Do you know what we did after we ate that lobster dinner with our Johorian friends on Saturday night?

We painted the town red!

First, we brought them to China-Malaysian Friendship Park. Surprisingly my kuching friend he himself never been to that park before. When our Johorian friends asked him who is that big statue, he said he doesn't know. Zzzz.


All of us at China-Malaysia Friendship Park

After walking around that park for 15 minutes, we brought our friends to our Kuching's red-light district (at Petanak) to see pondans and prostitutes. We are weird tour guides, eh?

Then we brought them to Kennysia's most recommended hawker center in his Food Award post. It is HuiSing Hawker Center. We ordered one bowl of Kolo Mee, one bowl of Tomato Kuew Tiaw, 10 sticks of Pork Satay, two glasses of White Lady and two bowls of Matahon. We couldn't finish those food as we were still very bloated after the lobster dinner.

After supper we brought them to Rain at Chongling Park. Rain is our favourite hangout place in Kuching. Rain is unlike places like Grappa, Soho or Zen (with lots of young chicks hanging around waiting for free drinks and young men who love to fight). Rain has a lot of regular customers. You will bump into them everytime you go there. And the tracks they played there all all oldies. Yay... no wonder so many hot mama and sugar daddy there. Hehe.

Because I don't drink (I cannot drink anymore after numenous of puke incident happened), I went massage with my two girl friends. I tried Indonesian Massage before when I was in Batam. So this time I tried Chinese Traditional Massage while my two friends tried Japanese Traditional Massage. Unlike Indonesian Massage, Chinese Traditional Massage is totally dry one. No oil applied. Hmmm... ok lo... But I felt very painful the next day lah. One hour cost my pocket -RM58. Huhuuh~~~

Who says shopaholic must buy things? I buy services lei....

My two friends are richer. So their Japanese Traditional Massage cost them RM78 per hour. Hehe. Anyway, that massage center is very cosy and the interior is pretty. Their girls are pretty too ;D Especially the front desk lady. Her attire is so pleasant and neat as if she is working at a 5-star hotel.

Ok la... that's all for my post today. It's already 3.45am and I've been typing non-stop since 1am. Time for me to get some rest outside. Chao~

Want for more

23 July 2008 Wednesday 6:00am

It's count down again. 48 days to go. No sign of new replacement yet.

I just came back from Kuching on Monday night. I bought 6 packs of butter bun. One for myself, the rest for my colleagues and my people. But unfortunately, those 5 packs of butter bun are sitting at home now. I think my memory is fading.

Four Johorians went to Kuching last weekend. Two of them are my friends, while the other two are their friends. They went to Taman Kereta for their first dinner in Kuching. They were so excited with the Lobsters they ordered.

They went back to the same place again the next day. We joined them this time. They ordered don't-know-what prawns (looks very wild like that because those prawns have very huge big torned legs), Oh Jien (Fried oyster in flour), Belacan Binin (a kind of local wild veges, sth similar to Paku), Belacan Paku, damn-expensive Satay Ayam & Satay Beef, BBQ Sotong, Garlic BBQ fish, sweet n sour lobsters and soft shell crabs. Before we could finish the lobsters, we were already so full until we could feel the lobsters trying to crawl out from our throat. At the end, we canceled out the last dish - soft shell crab

Before we asked for the bill, we took turn to guess the price. Some guess RM200. Some say RM300. I guess RM250.

After two of my friends paid the bill, we had our last chance to guess the bill again. It's cheaper than RM200!! Some say RM186, Some say RM190, I guess RM168.

The price is RM180++ only!

Increadibly cheap, eh? But for West Malaysian only la okay. For us Sarawakian, this is expensive. That Taman Kereta is actually a place for parking cars. It is a 7-storey building where the first 5 floors are used to park cars (if i'm not mistaken). The 6th floor for functions (such as for PC fairs, education fairs and blablabla). And the 7th floor is for food court. Majority of the stalls up there are selling Seafood. It has become one of the tourist attraction spot in Kuching already. And Malays love to go there. Reason? Because food served up there are all halal~!!! Hehe...

Nevertheless, I couldn't deny the food up there are not nice. Especially the big, juicy lobsters, they left want-for-more-lobster taste on my tongue. Totally yummy~~

Who wants to belanja me makan up there..? I'm more than willing to become your tour guide. Hehe.

** Pls ignore the lobster crawling thing. I'm just boring.

Boring stuffs

23 July 2008 Wednesday 5:30am

Some boring stuffs I did in office just now:

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Hmm... Not really. It takes a few sights for me to fall in love. Hehe.


2. Do you believe that some where there’s a magical world of unicorns,witches and etc?
- Crazy. Only in fairy tall la... But how I wish I can have unicorns as pets >_<


3. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
- Home. The reason I said home is there are too many places I want to go. Currently I'm planning to have a holiday trip to Bangkok or Vietnam. Next stop would be either Bali or Macau/HK.


4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- Wish myself and the people around me have good health forever.


5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
- I can produce rainbow if you provide me a pipe with water hose,want to see?


6. Do you like being who you are today?
- Definately. Although I'm not born in a rich family who runs a big business, although my parents couldn't afford to send me oversea to study, although I have to leave home to pursue my career.... One thing I can be sure is, the love and care given by my parents are not any lesser than those rich parents ;D


7. Would you change who you are for your lover?
- No. My lover should love for what I am. Hehe...


8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- Don't know. I think should confess because once the chance is gone, it's gone. Unless you found Michael J. Fox's Professor who can turn back time.


9. Who are the top five people in the world you would wish to meet?
- Donald Trump x5


10. What do you want in a relationship?
- Trust and honesty


11. Which type of cars you love the most?
- 5 series BMW *slap my own face*


12. Which do you prefer from your other half? Hugs? Or kisses?
- Hugs and kisses. I am greedy.


13.Who do you miss at the moment?
- My 'sisters'. Wondering what and how they are doing now...


14. What drinks do you like the most?
- Chung Hua Primary School No.3's Special: Bali + Sago + Agar Agar + Pineapple + HoneyDew + Sweet Corn + Milk


15. Are you a shopaholic?
- Yahhh... I wish I can have more cash (no credit card, pls) to spend. It's Malaysia Mega Sales now!


16. What kind of electronic device/gadget you own that you like most?
- My W860i and my PSP. Can't stop sodomize them everyday.


17. What is your favorite fragrance ?
- Escada (Can't remember the exact name. The bottle has a lot of red dots on it.)



18. Are you in love?
- Yap


19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
- No. I don't think it is fun to be able to see your own future before hand. It all depends on how you shape your future. You will get your 'fruit' end of the day. Sweet or Sour, it all depends on your effort today.


20. What do you really want now?
- To own a business all by my own and start growing my 'first pot of gold'.

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Count Down

17 July 2008

I'm counting days. I have 7 weeks to go. Which means another 53 days to leave THIS place.

They elected one of the team leader without my agreement few days ago. Previously, we did a discussion regarding team leader candidate somewhere around May. I'm all agree with the three candidates. Out of the blue, they announced the result that only two candidates are going to become team leaders. Moreover, one of the team leaders are not one of the candidate whom I agree earlier! Because of this issue, I'm not quite happy about it.

Ahh... nevermind la... since that I'm going already. Don't want to know so much. And frankly speaking, I do not like the team leader that they have selected without my agreement. She was one of my line leaders before this. And I have bad impression of her after she sabotaged me few months ago. One of my colleagues (from another department) warned me about her. He told me to becareful with this lady.

Should I feel happy or feel sad for them, huh? Have they choose the 'right' candidate? I don't know. I also don't wish to know.

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Update

Finally, the news started to spread. One of my dear colleagues from QC asked about my resignation last week. Then another colleagues came to ask me whether the rumour is true.

My manager had been holding back my resign letter for almost one month before he handed it over to HR. Reluctantly, I told my direct boss that I'm leaving soon. I asked him not a spread a word to my girls regarding my next move. But today, I told one of my line leaders. I feel she ought to know so that she can have more preparation and grab as much as she could from me before I go.

Anyway, I'm leaving in September. Still a long way for me to go ;p

Bobby is going back to her master this weekend. I wanted to keep her, but because of place constraint, I need to give up her. I know I will miss her. She will definately miss me too. Despite sometimes that she is a bit gila gila like that, she is a very obedient dog. With or without food on my hand, I asked her to "sit", she sits obediently. She also know how to read my expression very well. Once I'm angry, she won't disturb me anymore but to hang around my leg and see whether I'm okay or not.

She is such a cute dog.

I got so much to blog. But it's time to go home. No OT. Chao!

Saturday, 5 July 2008

Are you happy?

A friend of mine sms me the other day. It says:

"Are you happy?"

Eh! Of course I'm happy. Why do you think that I'm not happy? Crazy...

Life do not need to be luxurous in order to be happy. To me, simple is happy. And happy is simple.

You do not need to have to be a billionaire so that you can become a happy man.
You do not need to have few detach houses so that you can become a happy man.
You do not need to drive a 5 Series BM so that you can become a happy man.

What is the use of driving a luxurous car but without any single cent in your pocket? Somemore the car is still under loan...!

Ah...

But of course la, if I can choose, I would like to become a rich man. Though money can't buy you everything, but it can buy you temporary happiness. A rich man doesn't necessary is happy, but for sure a poor man is definately not happy. Hehehe... petrol price hike la... No money...

Because of petrol price hike, everything naik harga. Hey, ain't Malaysia producing their own oil and gas? The oil and gas that come out from Miri, Bintulu, Sabah and Terengganu are sold at international market price and all the money goes to the Federal Gov. Yet, these states are still one of the poorest states in Malaysia (with poor infrastructure development and bla bla blahhh). And whenever there is a petrol price hike, my friend who works for a oil drilling company grins from ear to ear. Because he is anticipating a higher year end bonus. Where does all the money go to? Someone's pocket of course la. Haha.

With the petrol price hike as an excuse, a lot of businessmen take this as a good opportunity to increase their product pricing. Agood example would be cooking gas. It only increase by few ringgits. But these dirty businessmen outside go and increase their food by 50 cents per plate. Multiply the plates that he sells one day and you'll get to see how much extra income he earns. Filthy rich, eh?